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KevFist 03-11-2010 12:02 PM

The Atlanta Thrashers Drinking Game
 
Take a shot when....
Bogosian makes a stupid outlet pass
Armstrong takes a stupid penalty
Enstrom passes instead of shoots
Hainsey screens his own goalie
Slater falls down
Kozlov gets burned
Pavelec flops like a fish
The other team scored on the PP
Matt McConnell says something that makes no sense

.....And then go buy a new bottle of booze during first intermission.

What else should we add?

AintLifeGrand 03-11-2010 12:11 PM

Any of the Russians have insolent/non chalent looks on their faces when the camera pans to the bench.

Telfo 03-11-2010 12:14 PM

Todd White avoids a hit
Bogosian tries to go end to end and turns it over at the blueline
Darren Elliot mocks Mcconnell in some way
Max passes to nobody in the high slot
Little "almost" scores
Bogosian misses the net(this alone will have you hammered in 5 minutes)

AtlantaWhaler 03-11-2010 12:21 PM

http://img.mensencia.com/2009/04/barneygumble_500.jpg

flerd_trandle 03-11-2010 12:26 PM

Any time at ES the opposing team has possession in their offensive zone for over 30 seconds, begin drinking. Do not stop drinking until the goal has been scored or the puck has been cleared (ha!).

Elyoric 03-11-2010 12:59 PM

Any time Hainsey fires an errant outlet pass.

Any time a pass from one Thrasher is directed to the back side and behind another Thrasher forcing the on-rushing player to stop forward momentum and circle back into the neutral zone.

Any time Popovic does something stupid (this will require a dedicated case/handle of alcohol).

Any time we're down 0-2 in the first ten minutes of the game.

Any power play opportunity that we don't score.

Any opponent's power play where we allow a score.


We could keep going, but is anyone really going to be sober at the first intermission?

Aaronxxx 03-11-2010 01:20 PM

any time slater trips over his feet

any time slater gets stopped dead on a breakaway

ArVeeDee 03-11-2010 02:06 PM

You'll be out ten minutes into the game if you use the McConnell thing.

AintLifeGrand 03-11-2010 02:30 PM

I think there will be some rad posts in the GDT if we all decide to participate with the aforementioned drinking parameters.

Peter Sidorkiewicz 03-11-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArVeeDee (Post 24437393)
You'll be out ten minutes into the game if you use the McConnell thing.

Exactly what I was thinking and after 5 minutes if you applied all of them.

KevFist 03-11-2010 03:16 PM

Any of you guys watch the old Jefferson Pilot SEC Football broadcasts with Dave Rowe? The "Roweisms" that came out during.....

"The offense really wants to score here"
"The defense is going to do their best to stop them"
"They're gonna line up big man on big man"

headsigh 03-11-2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oneel (Post 24435236)
Matt McConnell says something that makes no sense

Jeez, this is the drinking game, not the "WHO NEEDS LIVERS ANYWAY" game.

Or wait, maybe it is.

flerd_trandle 03-11-2010 05:06 PM

After the Thrashers score, if they give up a goal against before the in-arena announcer has finished announcing the official scoring of the last goal, drink.

ThrasherMinion 03-11-2010 05:36 PM

anytime Anderson calls the team "Fragile." Actually, I've been drinking since Waddell started calling them "Fragile" back in 1956 when he went behind the bench and coached them after firing his first coach. Back when the team was on the last year of the first "5-year plan" or something like that.

Anytime a defefenseman backpedals deeper into our zone while the other teank rushes into the zone and our d-girl winds kup in our goalie's cup. BURRRRRRRP!

Ok, so that one sent me into rehab.


Enjoy reading the others above, they are all spot on and would keep the Betty Ford Clinic open for years!

StevenintheATL 03-14-2010 02:55 PM

If this keeps up, Charter Peachford will be opening up a wing just for Thrashers fans......... ;)

Rhodes 81 03-14-2010 07:56 PM

-every time afinogenov isn't used in shootouts.
-whenever eliot calls the goalie a "battler"
-whenever the goalie gives up a goal less than a minute after eliot calls them a battler
-whenever our defense looks so bad you actually want exelby and sutton back
-whenever hainsey or afinogenov skate into 3 defenders and give the puck up rather than pass to a wide open player.

ThrasherMinion 03-14-2010 08:43 PM

Every time Enstrom invokes the "Slava Kozlov stand and do nothing with the puck on the powerplay" routine.

Has that been mentioned? OK, then everytime someone brings it up that Enstrom shoots less than Kaberle, take a drink.

copernicanrevolution 03-14-2010 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhodes 10 (Post 24502481)
-whenever hainsey or afinogenov skate into 3 defenders and give the puck up rather than pass to a wide open player.

If this is 5 defenders do we get to take two shots?

Also, every time an opposing goalie leaves gigantic rebounds and the Thrashers don't score because the closest Thrasher to the crease is around the circles.

netminder17 03-15-2010 02:00 PM

This game is quite dangerous.


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