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UMD05 03-19-2010 11:06 AM

James Sheppard Appreciation
 
As for the Wild - if James Sheppard is playing in an untelevised hockey game... does he still fall?

GopherState 03-19-2010 11:59 AM

Hope you don't mind Bob. And to answer the question, I say yes.

BigT2002 03-19-2010 12:17 PM

:biglaugh:

James Sheppard once had an unawkward moment, just to see how it felt.

GopherState 03-19-2010 12:31 PM

That must have been an awkward moment for everyone else.

BigT2002 03-19-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GopherState (Post 24598247)
That must have been an awkward moment for everyone else.

Werd. I didn't know how to react. It was like looking a donkey show and being mortified that what is taking place is actually happening but in the same light....you can't look away

GopherState 03-19-2010 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BigT2002 (Post 24598290)
Werd. I didn't know how to react. It was like looking a donkey show and being mortified that what is taking place is actually happening but in the same light....you can't look away

Well that accounts for one of Sheppard's goals this year. Now to explain the other one - I'm going with voodoo.

UMD05 03-19-2010 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GopherState (Post 24597590)
Hope you don't mind Bob. And to answer the question, I say yes.

Not at all. Does anybody know how he looked (sounded?) in the Nashville game? Tuesday was a step in the right direction for him, despite all his break dancing.

aylib 03-19-2010 01:05 PM

I'd appreciate Shepaprd a whole lot more if he was to pull a Wes Walz and disappear for unforeseeable future.

GopherState 03-19-2010 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by UMD Bob (Post 24598835)
Not at all. Does anybody know how he looked (sounded?) in the Nashville game? Tuesday was a step in the right direction for him, despite all his break dancing.

Unfortunately his break dancing doesn't translate that well onto radio. Maybe if he brought singing into the act, but I don't think Sheppard can be a two-way threat.

Surly Furious 03-19-2010 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by UMD Bob (Post 24597562)
As for the Wild - if James Sheppard is playing in an untelevised hockey game... does he still fall?

:laugh:

If James Sheppard was God, thus perfect, could he create a goal so big he couldn't miss it?

GopherState 03-19-2010 01:30 PM

Yes, but this is under the assumption that he also uses this:
http://www.roadtripamerica.com/roads...ckey-Stick.jpg

this providence 03-19-2010 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GopherState (Post 24599239)
Unfortunately his break dancing doesn't translate that well onto radio. Maybe if he brought singing into the act, but I don't think Sheppard can be a two-way threat.

But doesn't he play the guitar? :laugh:

I remember numerous Wild interviews and what not with him and for some reason they always focused on him playing it...

Never a bad thing to prepare for an alternative career path I guess. Though, I think he'd be the musician that you always hear about every so often taking a header of the stage.

GopherState 03-19-2010 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by this providence (Post 24599505)
But doesn't he play the guitar? :laugh:

I remember numerous Wild interviews and what not with him and for some reason they always focused on him playing it...

Never a bad thing to prepare for an alternative career path I guess. Though, I think he'd be the musician that you always hear about every so often taking a header of the stage.

He does and "Roscoe" apparently has more success with it than on the ice.

BigT2002 03-19-2010 01:44 PM

On his birthday, James Sheppard randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

this providence 03-19-2010 01:48 PM

James Sheppard is the only player to ever be out-muscled along the boards by a pile of snow.

GopherState 03-19-2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigT2002 (Post 24599741)
On his birthday, James Sheppard randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

I hear he saves them if they started to skate by age 3 and trains them in his dojo.

BigT2002 03-19-2010 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GopherState (Post 24599985)
I hear he saves them if they started to skate by age 3 and trains them in his dojo.

I wouldn't doubt if he lured them them in with his amazing ballads, just like that Peter Piper or whatever that storybook was

UMD05 03-19-2010 10:39 PM

Human cloning is outlawed because if James Sheppard was cloned, then it would be possible for one James Sheppard to meet another James Sheppard at the puck, at which point they'd bounce off each other and fall over.

This is proof that two negatives don't always equal a positive. More importantly, physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

GopherState 03-20-2010 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BigT2002 (Post 24604159)
I wouldn't doubt if he lured them them in with his amazing ballads, just like that Peter Piper or whatever that storybook was

The Pied Piper?

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Originally Posted by UMD Bob (Post 24604719)
Human cloning is outlawed because if James Sheppard was cloned, then it would be possible for one James Sheppard to meet another James Sheppard at the puck, at which point they'd bounce off each other and fall over.

This is proof that two negatives don't always equal a positive. More importantly, physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Of course both Sheppards would still miss the puck, but that's besides the point.

BigT2002 03-20-2010 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GopherState (Post 24607175)
The Pied Piper?


Of course both Sheppards would still miss the puck, but that's besides the point.

That sounds about right :D

Surly Furious 03-20-2010 11:28 AM

Peter Piper is a brand of pickles.

a79krgm 03-21-2010 10:19 PM

To shamelessly steal one from Herbie .... Sheppard is playing worse and worse every day and now he's playing like it's next month. :shakehead

BigT2002 03-22-2010 07:48 AM

I will say this, he had at least TWO yes, I said TWO opportunities last night that aided in keeping the puck in the zone. But he also sucked some ass on the boards, to include kicking his own skate out from underneath himself :biglaugh:

this providence 03-22-2010 09:03 AM

I personally got a kick out of him cutting down Toskalol from the blindside. I'm not sure how, but he just fell with not a soul around him and goes crashing into the net. :laugh:

BigT2002 03-22-2010 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by this providence (Post 24647352)
I personally got a kick out of him cutting down Toskalol from the blindside. I'm not sure how, but he just fell with not a soul around him and goes crashing into the net. :laugh:

I seriously died when that happened. I was screaming his name out soon as I saw him going down :laugh:


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