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A Zen Master 09-29-2010 10:31 AM

Over-used media expressions
 
Everyone needs to not use these as they have gone from descriptive to ironic to groanworthy. Feel free to contribute

- ça sent la coupe (unless it actually smells like cups, a whole different problem)
- terrible plays on words with the opposite team names (luckily we only play the flames once or twice a year, but Lightning strikes and such.. come on)
- Jesus Price and bible references

I personally also hate when they are discussing fans as if they were foolish (I don't mind Tremblay's "fefans" as he singles out the fools instead of speaking about fans at large and tends to consider them not significant.). Just because the ones that email you are fools, doesn't mean the ones that are reading you are. Speaking of this, we need a name for fool sportscasters (one that can be said on tv/radio that is)

Jee 09-29-2010 10:33 AM

"Tu te dois de..."

Shawn Wilken 09-29-2010 11:08 AM

"Andrei bla bla bla"

"Leblanc fap fap fap"

Benzaza 09-29-2010 11:11 AM

quebecois francophone

un gars de chez nous

Les russes ont pas de coeur et mange les bebes

comment ca on a pas drafte Patrick Marleau, un gars de chez nous??!!

ClasslessGuy 09-29-2010 11:19 AM

Dans la nouvelle réalité du hockey....

Jerk Store* 09-29-2010 11:25 AM

Le défenseur de/des (insert team name).

Know the ******* players from other teams!

sXe 09-29-2010 11:26 AM

"posez la question , c'est y repondre"
I can't stand that expression besides it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

neofury* 09-29-2010 11:26 AM

Overused lately by players in articles is "leave Price alone" but I can't say I blame them haha.

Dutchy 09-29-2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sXe (Post 28011186)
"posez la question , c'est y repondre"
I can't stand that expression besides it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

Came here to post exactly that. I can't ****ing stand it.

Fozz 09-29-2010 11:29 AM

Not just media but overall overused, including media, especially Bob McKenzie:

"At the end of the day..."

ClasslessGuy 09-29-2010 11:36 AM

«cough..cough..cough»

Jacques Demers

Stjonnypopo 09-29-2010 11:36 AM

"Boulet de cannon!"

"C'est un gron bonhomme, Pierre!"

Markovskaya 09-29-2010 11:42 AM

IL FAIT LE TRAVAIL.
IL NE FAIT PAS LE TRAVAIL.
IL EST CAPABLE DE FAIRE LE TRAVAIL.
IL A DE LA MISÈRE A FAIRE LE TRAVAIL.


They are PLAYING hockey. They are not working.

WhereisDipietro 09-29-2010 12:22 PM

I have to add this...

"Passe a l'aveuglette"
Does not exists!!!

"Mettre l'epaule a la roue, travailler fort dans les coins"
Damn useless expressions used by many hockey players in interviews lol

ClasslessGuy 09-29-2010 12:33 PM

Kostitsyn lance et manque le filet de 10 pieds

Latendresse lancee Ooohhhh quel lancé qui manque le coin de peu


(Same shot but by different player)

Ozymandias 09-29-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jee (Post 28010269)
"Tu te dois de..."

I had a shiver of cold sweat.

Bad memories.

parachutist 09-29-2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzaza (Post 28010941)
quebecois francophone

un gars de chez nous

Les russes ont pas de coeur et mange les bebes

comment ca on a pas drafte Patrick Marleau, un gars de chez nous??!!

:laugh: GOLD! Can't stop laughing now

otto bond 09-29-2010 12:37 PM

"HA yoge yoge" Spelling?????

InglewoodJack 09-29-2010 12:45 PM

This dressing room, ca sent la coupe.

XperHFB 09-29-2010 01:03 PM

"choker"

le c sur son chandail

bob bob bob bob bob bobobobobobbbobobobo

10 ans pi il parle meme pas francais, tabarnac! ( off record)

se tirer la "pipe"

Kebekoi 09-29-2010 01:25 PM

Tu te dois de...
Lorsque...
la passe à l'aveuglette
Le Québécois (insert player name)...

Strik_IX 09-29-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhereisDipietro (Post 28012212)
I have to add this...

"Passe a l'aveuglette"
Does not exists!!!

"Mettre l'epaule a la roue, travailler fort dans les coins"
Damn useless expressions used by many hockey players in interviews lol

Last time I was at the Bell Center a guy had a Nordiques Jersey with L'Aveuglette on the back I laughed :P

As for me... "HE'S A MONSTER!' Pierre MacGuire :shakehead

And anything relating to the fact that player X doesn't speak french... I'm a french canadian and what I want is a cup, not a language class. Hell they could all speak esperanto I couldn't care less. Shoot puck in net, da?

ClasslessGuy 09-29-2010 01:29 PM

Yvon

«Eille y'est laid en esti ce chandail la pierre»

Strik_IX 09-29-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubaka (Post 28013361)
Yvon

«Eille y'est laid en esti ce chandail la pierre»

Barber pole? I caught that sound bit too. Make sure the mic is off before you get back to your natural swear-tacular self :shakehead

Analyzer* 09-29-2010 01:34 PM

And boom goes the dynamite.


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