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noobman 03-16-2011 05:53 PM

Locker Room Pranks
 
Hey guys,

I'm rapidly approaching my last week of hockey and I'm leaving the group after this season. I want to go out with a bang, so I need some great prank ideas for my buddies :laugh:

I was thinking clear tape on the skate blade, but I don't want to get any of my friends injured. Any other ideas?

BrianNYR 03-16-2011 05:58 PM

cut all of their laces

BamBamCam* 03-16-2011 06:10 PM

the old whip cream in the bottom of the skate trick

Toe Drag Fist Pump 03-16-2011 07:35 PM

cut the tip of the laces and take them out a few holes

Trevor3 03-16-2011 07:44 PM

If you keep the same dressing room overnight, move everyone's gear around so when they get dressed they have all the wrong stuff.

One guy I played with once unrolled condoms over the ends of everyone's sticks.

Most guys have expandable helmets, make them all bigger, or smaller if they have big heads.

Again if you can get at the gear after everyone is gone, take their skates, tie them all together and make a pile of skates in the middle of the room.

Spiderweb the room in tape. Ceiling to floor strands, wall to wall, wall to ceiling etc... so at the end it looks like the motion sensor lasers in movies and you have to duck and jump to get through. If you have a good group they'll try to see how long it stays up.

Freeze someone's jock into a block of ice and make them dig it out before the game.

Get the P.A. announcer to use different names (female/european/or like Don Cherry) instead of what's on the game sheet.

Take one sock from every player, if conditions permit you can then freeze them like the jock.

Swap out the pre-game music for something ridiculous, personally I like to replace it with big band era stuff from the 30s/40s because nobody knows what to think of it.

One of my favourites: Taking down our jerseys hung up before the game and replacing them with an identical set about 2-3 sizes smaller (like hang up peewee shirts and take down midget ones), everyone thinks they got stuck with the small shirt until they realize everyone else is having the same problem.

hlrsr 03-16-2011 09:06 PM

Glitter. Bag.

roaddogg02316 03-16-2011 09:11 PM

Yogurt in the skates.

Tape everyones sticks together like wrap them all up multiple times with lots and lots of tape.

Get a length of small chain, enough to put thru the blades of everyones skates. Get them all linked onto that chain. Padlock it with one of those locks you can't use bolt cutters on.

jablueblue 03-16-2011 09:14 PM

Take someones stick who has a cap on the end, remove the cap and fill it with water.. Put the cap back on and observe.

Stick To Your Guns 03-16-2011 09:19 PM

Tiger Balm in the jock. ughhh

roaddogg02316 03-16-2011 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jablueblue (Post 31714597)
Take someones stick who has a cap on the end, remove the cap and fill it with water.. Put the cap back on and observe.

How about fill it up with BB's(might be dangerous if spilled on the ice, so not the best idea) or something to make it heavier. Then cap it off.

hattrick3518 03-16-2011 09:57 PM

Icy-Hot their jocks. Permanently affix pieces of equipment to the walls. Pack the shower heads with bouillon cubes (all but yours of course). Vasoline their mouthguards.

AIREAYE 03-16-2011 09:58 PM

haha all of these are hilarious :D just dont do anything that will potentially injure or illegal :P

noobman 03-16-2011 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AIREAYE (Post 31715647)
haha all of these are hilarious :D just dont do anything that will potentially injure or illegal :P

If I do the tape on the blade, I'm going to skate out with him for warmup so he doesn't wipe out or anything. The plan is to let him fall once, push him to center ice, and videotape his struggles since he doesn't have very good balance on one skate :laugh:

hattrick3518 03-16-2011 11:08 PM

If you drink gatorade on the benches, spike it, ala some vodka lol

kingscourt26 03-17-2011 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by hattrick3518 (Post 31717173)
If you drink gatorade on the benches, spike it, ala some vodka lol

I had a goalie that drank on the ice. None of us knew. One day the ref skated by and took a swig of it...goalie was suspended. He was always a bit weird. He had a tattoo covering his whole back with a samurai committing ritual suicide.

Anyways, don't do anything too harmful or that will require permanent equipment damage. I have laced players' skates backward and sprayed jerseys with the girliest perfume I could find.

jwitz04 03-17-2011 02:19 AM

you should put thumb tacks in your whole teams skates, show them all who the team jokester is!

Seanconn* 03-17-2011 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingscourt26 (Post 31719320)
I had a goalie that drank on the ice. None of us knew. One day the ref skated by and took a swig of it...goalie was suspended. He was always a bit weird. He had a tattoo covering his whole back with a samurai committing ritual suicide.

Anyways, don't do anything too harmful or that will require permanent equipment damage. I have laced players' skates backward and sprayed jerseys with the girliest perfume I could find.

HAHA oh wow. Ref shouldn't have been drinking his water bottle in the first place though. I know it's common, but really what's the harm if no one knew he was drinking...

Seanconn* 03-17-2011 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jwitz04 (Post 31720238)
you should put thumb tacks in your whole teams skates, show them all who the team jokester is!

:handclap: :laugh: +10

The Saw Is the Law 03-17-2011 08:31 AM

Put warm milk to gatorade bottles. Maybe add some onion...

WickedWrister 03-17-2011 09:11 AM

Have sex with their girlfriends

noobman 03-17-2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingscourt26 (Post 31719320)
I had a goalie that drank on the ice. None of us knew. One day the ref skated by and took a swig of it...goalie was suspended. He was always a bit weird. He had a tattoo covering his whole back with a samurai committing ritual suicide.

Anyways, don't do anything too harmful or that will require permanent equipment damage. I have laced players' skates backward and sprayed jerseys with the girliest perfume I could find.

That actually sounds like a good one... how was the reaction from the guys?

roaddogg02316 03-17-2011 12:58 PM

Swap everyones skates around, mismatch them like crazy.

tarheelhockey 03-17-2011 01:38 PM

FWIW, the PA announcer is usually game to say almost anything as long as there aren't too many people in attendance.

Mr Fahrenheit 03-17-2011 04:53 PM

Put hair remover in their helmet or maybe some laxative in their water bottles, they'll remember you then plus their will literally be a bang

bosshogg18 03-17-2011 05:36 PM

Nair in someones helmet is always a good one. Atomic sit-up is a funny one as well, but may offend some.


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