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07-24-2007, 06:18 PM
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selanneIShockey
 
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George Parros sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ability to fight on skates. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, George punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month, both wearing Ducks jerseys.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, George Parros smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Geroge Parros is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like George Parros. Geroge was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of 'stache. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have George omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, all three were found dead with no teeth.

Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper. George Parros beats all.

George Parros invented a language that incorporates 'stache twitching and punching you in the face. So next time George Parros is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt. He may just be trying to tell you he likes your hat.

There is no upper lip behind George Parros' 'stache -- only another fist.

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