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04-01-2004, 06:36 PM
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Update: Tsk Injuried

TheStonedKoala Injured!
by Christoph C. Cobalt

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- After returning to Vancouver for a brief reunion with the team that cut him after negotiations on a long term contract couldn't be hammered out, Stoney found himself at the local hospital with unexplained injuries to his lower back, hip, and lung. The main injury is to his lower back and hip, which has indefinitely sidelined Stoney from watching any hockey games.

"Well this bites," he bit back wryly as doctors tried to figure what was causing the pain.

An MRI scan will be taken on Friday to determine if there is any nerve or bone damage to his hip and lower back.

"If this keeps up I'll be glowing like a ghost," Stoney laughed as he laid in bed flipping channels.