tried to translate it for us people who have no idea how to read french, lol
Hello and welcome to the series according to season, special transmission today, ouais, there is not cameraman. ..merde. With me, Perry Putride, Pete Palourde, Chris Screeches and Rocky Bertrand that will do their prediction of the series and we prepared a chronic one. Begin first of all with Pete Palourde, one keeps the better one for the end.
Pete:
Good day Moum! Moum Butcher hahaha!
Moumni:
Ok, Pete. ..tu knows this that arrives when you niaise the motards.
Pete:
Non Euh, this was quiet them that you lache not, that t'envois you letters worse that takes your money?
Moumni:
No that this is the discs columbia. But speaks we therefore of your chronic one my "Pal".
Pete:
Ouais, I glimpsed é Patrice Bergeron that comes from a dirty slum BS, the former Lorette. I invite you therefore to hear this. ..ci.
PAGES: good day, Patrice, would you have some minutes to give me for an interview, or 25¢ for a coffee?
PB: Ti can ben to be going to dump, wants nothing sawoer.
PAGES: THIS IS for Sportscave, a network. ..intel...resplen..magni...de Tv.
PB: Heye, I said that I wanted nothing sawoer.
PAGES: ARE YOU hard with the media my Pat.
PB: Me I dump on the TV worse the Radio.
PAGES: You can be on that I would take you not in a Future shop! HAHAHA. I heard to say that you came from former Lorette, this is not big, worse it is hollow a long time, hein?
PB: Met's in, when I was small, for awoer enough of players on our team of hockey there was necessary that one repeche of the homards. To the long one they dev'nait better than we other, the esties.
PAGES: that did not have to be drole
PB: No, but it was nonetheless less worse than to do to frustrate itself by a pétoncle.
PAGES: FROM WHICH that came you the idea to become player of hockey.
PB: When I was small, I worked as éplucheur of fishes. J'sentais so the fish! This is there that I began getting used to me to see the girls to faint while approaching me. Worse I wanted to continue.
PAGES: Good, you have m'excuser...je has there...
CUT TO CUT.
Pete:
Good ben it was that my chronic one.
Moumni:
Not poorly for a beginner. Following!
Perry:
Blahaaaaaa, Blahaaaaaaaaaa. ..S'cuse moé, my cold kills me.
Moumni:
*Wiping itself the face* I begin to the knowledge does some for you not, while that you prepared us my Perry.
Perry:
For qu'la rivalry continusse, I decided to do a speech to the Gift Cherry.
Moumni:
Ok, great, that risks done ben of the marde, ben of the marde equals not poorly other listeners, not poorly of listeners equals not poorly more cash, not poorly more of cash equals MORE PETE PALOURDE!
Pete Palourde:
Heye, I heard you Moum.
Perry:
I begin, heye my Bruiny Surin, ouais ouais, you the muddy ones that gets dressed in yellow and black. I wish you the defeat, the humiliation, worse than your women you lache so they will pity your old bottoms of losers. Of the big dirty one as you that deserves even not a generous slap coming from my hand so you are hideous and repugnant, I wish you the MOR...
Moumni:
Wooooow. ..arrête me that Perry, that is said not matters as that.
Perry:
You, your farme. You, the ***** of the city of the binnes, you the Thornton, worse them. ..les other, I send you my honor arm sprinkled of some consecrate. ..tel than ********, esti, d'calisse...
Moumni:
Security!!!
Perry:
You, my dogs, my dirty ones, my Hochelaga, you lose nothing to await, my feet comes from city Bottom of dirty Bruins, and it is bored of his country...
Moumni:
Good, take me this feeble one. Good Chris Screeches, in forms.
Chris Screeches:
Perry flew me my chronic one, I have been able nothing to say sibarnak. Hectares ben rapeaux d't'oele...
Moumni:
Good brothel, then, Rocky Bertrand!? First apparition!
Rocky:
Hey, hey, me I come from Maniwaki, I have my card of Indian one, I pay not any taxes worse the univarsité this is gratis for me. The accent, c'tun mixes star country, worse of old cat mohawk, astonishes you not my friend! For today, seen that this is my first time with here. I have interviwer 3 Boston players, Joe Thornton, Andrew Raycroft and Glen Murray.
Rocky: good day good day, the guys, I come to interview you in the framework of a chronic one.
All the three: OK! Andrew: Heye lache my helmet this is not a toy Joe: Mwahahaha, a helmet. Glenn: Ok, but I can you to play with your
jack strap debord?
Rocky: Therefore, each your turn I ask you a question.
All the three: OK! Andrew: Lache my jack strap this is not a toy Joe: Mwahahaha, a jack strap. Glenn: THERE feels drole in any case, you did not put
it in the machine?
Rocky: Ok guys, discipline. How much do 3 X'S 3 Andrew?
Andrew: 1540
Rocky: Ok, ouch that leaves poorly. How much do 3 X'S 3 Glenn?
Glenn: Tuesday.
Rocky: Heyoye, finally how much do 3 X'S 3 Joe?
Joe: Heu. ..9.
Rocky: Cheer, how did you too strong Buddy!
Joe: it is simple, I did 1540 divided one by Tuesday!
Rocky: I IN have enough.
Moumni:
Then, one can see that. ..Rocky will return in his reserve indian.
Let us pass to the before game!
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Before game!
For this beginning of the series no new initiatives was taken, for those that will say Haaaaa, or ben Meeeerde, or ben Zuuuuut. It is times to resume your life in hand.
Facing Face:
Martin Lapointe VS steve-o Bégin
Two excessive, crazy quebecese, that have missed surement of love a good time in their life, that rule their problems by their fists worse their ptite facing to spank d'dans. Two guys that deserves to be part of the the new series of Louis Saia, Bar history.
Perry Putride of the high prison security wishes you a ******** of calisse of good game.
Soon we will lean ourselves on the questions existencielle, what that a Boynton and a Raycroft?