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04-13-2008, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil Parent View Post
It's nice to hear about hockey. I just come back from the oppositions board and all I read is on Classless Frenchies and Etiquette-less Frenchies. FRENCHIES. You know, chicken French. All the stereotypes. French people are cheap. French people are rude. French people are dumb. French people are whiners. Etc etc etc...

And, well, a rarity, it got to me. It HAS to be bad if it made me mad.

You know, it would be so easy to rip on the American people, it's below me.

I'll just say this.

The day people are sick of dying, they stop the wars.
The day people are sick of the wars, they stop dying.

What's so hard to understand?

And also, it's one thing to start a war based on nothing, and another to go clean up the mess afterwards, which is what our good boys of Van-Doo and other units sent by the DECENT Canadian government are doing.

Since some stuff has happened on the global scene, I have been a proud Quebecer, always, but for once in my stinkin' life, a proud Canadian by proxy. Go Nation. Go Canada...Go...Go Habs Go.

Thank you.
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power... to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, we're gonna fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his nuts!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.