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05-15-2008, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Habs View Post
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.

GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than
GUARD: (Fetcher la vache.) wha?
GUARD: (Fetcher la vache!)

ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
Jesus Christ! Right! Charge!
ALL: Charge! [mayhem]
GUARD: Ah, this one is for your mother! [twong]
ALL: Run away!
GUARD: Thpppt! [ after running away...]
LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR: No no, no.

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