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07-02-2008, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Fido22 View Post
Rabbi Brisebois, where do babies come from?

As everyone knows, they come from their mothers belly buttons! There is even an old Kabbalistic saying which loosely translated, reads, "the Canadiens may or may not sign Sundin in the summer of 2008..."

Oh wait, that's a different Kabbalistic saying.

But the fact is, that even highly regarded Quebec personalities who are trusted for their opinions agree with this theory. In fact, I have one of them right here to attest to this.

MAURICE RICHARD: Brisebois is right. They do come out of belly buttons.

So there you have it. A complicated procedure is done in which the belly button is widened, and the babies are removed. They remain attached to the 'umbilical cord', which is how they breathe in there (kind of like a snorkel, except the exit is through the belly button).

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