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09-21-2004, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ehc73
Ted Saskin.

They're all weasels. They're lawyers, whaddya expect?
One day there is a mix up and an engineer dies and is sent to hell. He asks the Devil if he can fix up a few things, Devil isn't paying attention and lets him go. He harnesses the fires of hell and gets a generator going, runs powerlines, installs aircondition, plumbs running water, and a bunch of other tasks. Sudddenly hell isn't looking to bad, even the Devil is loosing up and enjoying it.

God calls up the Devil to find out what is going on.
d: "Well got an engineer now and he's really made the place quite pleasant."
g: "Hang on, hang on, you aren't supposed to get any engineers..."
d: "Well I'm not just going to give him back. Ha!"
g: "Well then I'm going to sue to get him back."
d: "And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?!?"

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