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05-05-2009, 10:34 AM
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Get a petition going to tell the old hag to move to Florida.
That reminds me. Back in high school I had a friend who, under cover of night, would steal real estate "FOR SALE" signs and put them on other people's lawns. Add, "Call for an appointment" with your neighbor's phone number for maximum annoyance.

Could also post a note at the local hockey rink --

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STREET HOCKEY PICKUP GAME --
Call to Register OLD-BAT'S-PHONE#
Cleaner options than "tsunami". My rule of thumb is, "Anything that requires a HAZMAT team to clean up is off limits."

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