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05-30-2009, 02:02 AM
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MasterofGrond
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Originally Posted by Crimson Devil View Post
Doesn't help that whenever we have a 2 on 1 breakaway, its ALWAYS Madden and Pandolfo, and we already know the end result every single time. Fans get on their feet, ready for a goal (bless those optimistic ********), Madden takes the shot and either misses or the goalie saves it, or Pandolfo takes it and misses by a mile and a half. Maybe he should aim for the ref and it might go in more often...
The most common 2 on 1 calls by Doc:

"MADDEN WINDS UP, FIRES, SAVE!"

"PANDOLFO PASSES TO MADDEN, MADDEN FIRES, SAVE!"

and

"PANDOLFO WINDS UP, FI- wait was that a shot? Really? I hope he was aiming for the freaking crowd, because otherwise that was absolutely horrendous. I honestly wish I had been born blind, so that I might never have witnessed such a blight upon the game of hockey as what I have just seen. "

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