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05-31-2009, 01:08 PM
In Dean We Trust
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Reno, Nv.
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I can see it now.
We trade our #5. As it turns out, Kane would have fallen to us if we had kept the pick.
Squidward and I have a "mother ****er of all the **** luck" moment.
By December 2009, Kane is outscoring both Vinny and Kovy and is in the running for the scoring title during the season. DIEHARD cries in his O'Sullivan handkerchief.
Chazz makes all of us beer. We feel a little better and convince one another that everything will turn out ok. The enthusiasm returns because Vinny has been playing well as of late and the team is still having a decent season. The playoffs are well within reach.
Vinny then goes down with a season and possibly career ending injury when Calder, who we are pissed off is still a King, accidentally runs over Vinny's hand with a skate during practice.
The Kings finish third to last in the West.
Tony claims it was an improvement over last season and the future is bright. HF is in chaos. Everyone places everyone else on ignore. AEG has had enough. Dean is fired.
Leiweke announces Luc as the new GM with the speech, "Luc has been a winner his entire hockey career and was the face of this team during its most prominent seasons. We are proud to have him lead our Kings into the future and are confident he will restore the winning tradition of this franchise."
Many are stunned.
PSP finally puts himself out of his misery and becomes a Ducks fan. Neil buys him a beer.
DIEHARD threatens to set himself on fire outside of Staples Center during a Carolina v. Kings game. He has poured kerosene on himself and is holding a lighter. Chazz and I try to convince him not to do it but he keeps muttering "O'Sullivan would have wanted it this way". When we finally have him coming around, some young kid who has only been following the Kings for 10 years comes up to him and tells him to be more patient. His lower lip begins to quiver. He goes over the edge. BBQ DIEHARD.
Chazz and I go across the street to ESPN Zone to mourn the loss of our friend. We have an IPA in his honor.
We run into Squidward who is proudly wearing a Canes jersey.
Two seasons later, Frolov goes on to lift the Cup with the Red Wings and wins the Selke.
I think this thread has just been won
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