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08-03-2009, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Perfect_Drug View Post
You are 27 years old. In the PRIME Of your life!
Your choice of girlfriend is:
A) A puck Bunny who's lifelong goal is to get pregnant by an NHL player.
B) A supermodel who has the same income as you do, and has many ambitions in life.


You want to celebrate a win, by taking the team out to:
A) A crappy dive on Whyte, surrounded by a bunch of underage schoolgirls with fake IDs and a plethora of dudes who have severe mancrushes on you.

B) Surrounded by girls like Megan Fox, and Adriana Lima, receiving a BJ on the toilet, the Killers are playing up on the stage in the corner, there's a scarface pile of Blow in front of Lindsay Lohan, and Russel Crowe tells you the goal you scored was ridiculously SICK, at a private party at the playboy mansion.


You get to chose having one of these backyard views:

A)

B)
How is any of that any different if you replace Edmonton with Calgary in the scenarios? Yet players still seem to want to play there.

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