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Originally Posted by Perfect_Drug
You are 27 years old. In the PRIME Of your life!
Your choice of girlfriend is:
A) A puck Bunny who's lifelong goal is to get pregnant by an NHL player.
B) A supermodel who has the same income as you do, and has many ambitions in life.
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Supermodels have ambitions? Like what, getting knocked up by a rock star?
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You want to celebrate a win, by taking the team out to:
A) A crappy dive on Whyte, surrounded by a bunch of underage schoolgirls with fake IDs and a plethora of dudes who have severe mancrushes on you.
B) Surrounded by girls like Megan Fox, and Adriana Lima, receiving a BJ on the toilet, the Killers are playing up on the stage in the corner, there's a scarface pile of Blow in front of Lindsay Lohan, and Russel Crowe tells you the goal you scored was ridiculously SICK, at a private party at the playboy mansion.
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Except that Adriana Lima is too high to understand you, Megan Fox is too dumb to know what you're talking about, Lindsay Lohan is too busy crying over the girl that left her, and Russel Crowe has never heard of you.
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You get to chose having one of these backyard views:
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B)
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You got me on that one, although I must admit I've always wondered how anyone who plays a winter sport for a living could be afraid of snow.