: Injury Report:
Wayne Simmonds out 8 weeks with torn meniscus
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12-12-2009, 03:52 PM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Originally Posted by
Alright, elephant in the room time.
Isn't it obvious what the injury is? It is to me.
Simmonds dong has just been growing out of control. A growth spurt no man has ever experienced, and all from pure will, no extenze.
This elongated shlong has clearly been obstructing his skating, and during a shift it busted free of his cup and smacked him in the leg and sprained his ankle.
Its the only logical conclusion.
We'll call this one, the "LSD" theory.
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