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09-23-2003, 09:13 PM
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IceDragoon
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Originally Posted by hillbillypriest
Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

P.S. - My baby brother had a Skoda, that I think he was quite fond of. Always seemed to have something tied down with a bungee cord though ...

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