28th Obsequious Banter Thread: Tribute to Claude ****ing Giroux
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01-14-2010, 03:40 PM
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Media, PA
Whoever posted this list is bull****.
Philosopher at 11? What do they ponder? How much their life sucks that they work at McDonalds?
Philosopher - "Do you want fries with that?"
D-bag customer - "Yeah nerd"
Philospher - "I hate my life and want to die. My life has no meaning but to pour deepfried fat into the mouths of the fat pigs of American culture, while they ..."
D-bag customer "Whatever ***. Can I see your Manager? You suck and I want a free McFlurry since you called me fat."
Philosopher - "I wasted my life away, I should have been a paralegal assistant at #7."
Paralegal Assistant stands up
Paralegal - "My life also sucks. A paltry salary stuck in a cube doing the labor while the attorney signs off on it and makes 5x your salary. It's unfair."
Life looks down, laughs at these people. D-bag gets free McFlurry and Chicken Nuggets.
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