28th Obsequious Banter Thread: Tribute to Claude ****ing Giroux
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01-14-2010, 04:03 PM
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: West Chester, PA
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Whoever posted this list is bull****.
Philosopher at 11? What do they ponder? How much their life sucks that they work at McDonalds?
Philosopher - "Do you want fries with that?"
D-bag customer - "Yeah nerd"
Philospher - "I hate my life and want to die. My life has no meaning but to pour deepfried fat into the mouths of the fat pigs of American culture, while they ..."
D-bag customer "Whatever ***. Can I see your Manager? You suck and I want a free McFlurry since you called me fat."
Philosopher - "I wasted my life away, I should have been a paralegal assistant at #7."
Paralegal Assistant stands up
Paralegal - "My life also sucks. A paltry salary stuck in a cube doing the labor while the attorney signs off on it and makes 5x your salary. It's unfair."
Life looks down, laughs at these people. D-bag gets free McFlurry and Chicken Nuggets.
At most schools, the philosophy majors outpace the business majors in terms of paychecks. Though, that isn't too impressive considering the low hanging fruit that tends to be business majors these days.
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