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01-25-2010, 01:10 PM
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DoTheBlue
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Originally Posted by ThirdEye View Post
I have the flu, so if I watch this I might actually die
I have heard of this. This is known as the twine flu (P2N0M6N0) and you can become infected when your team does not hit the twine for 2 games in a row. You are correct that if you catch it and they go a 3rd game without scoring that death is a real possibility. You were supposed to get vaccinated for that when you first became a Ranger fan. I believe the vaccine is manufactured by Sather Pharma Inc. and is made from Dancing Larry's sweat beads, some garden ice, and a stand of Ron Duguay,s hair. It's available outside MSG from any street corner vendor or by phone by dialing 1-800-failure. And just so you know it's not covered in any health plan.

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