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02-28-2010, 11:24 PM
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There are 2 types of people on earth, people that suck, and sidney Crosby

Sidney Crosby is the reason why Waldo is Hiding

Sidney Crosby once bet NASA he could survive reentry without a space shuttle. He won.

Some people wear Superman Pajamas, Superman wears Sidney Crosby pajamas

Crosby can slam a revolving door

Crosby doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

Crosby's tears heal Cancer, too bad he has never cried

If you can see Sidney Crosby, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from being scored on.

Crosby is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

Crop circles are Sidney Crsoby's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

Crosby is what Willis was talking about

When Sidney Crosby had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Sidney Crosby ordered a big Mac at Burger King, and got one

Crosby does not procreate. He breeds.

Sidney Crosby knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Sidney Crosby can win a game of chess without even making a move.

Superman wears Sidney Crosby pajamas

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