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03-29-2010, 02:09 PM
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This article is definitive proof that Howard Berger is the greatest IRL troll in history. Seriously, read some of this stuff:

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I figured I’d throw a little dart her way. “Don’t you think this could have been avoided if the company properly maintained its aircraft?”
Oh **** son, you really NAILED her there! After all, she's totally the one that's out there maintaining the planes, making sure that they're all ready to ferry "important people" such as yourself to exotic locations like Pittsburgh, where Ron Wilson and the rest of the Leafs get to pretend for the hour you spend in their locker room that they don't think you're an ugly, smelly, untalented little gremlin.

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I passed the time wonderfully, however, by reminiscing with Trottier about his years playing for the great Islander teams of the 1980s that won four consecutive Stanley Cups. He talked about skating alongside his prolific line-mate, Mike Bossy, and squaring off against the other top centre-men of his era – Bobby Clarke, Phil Esposito, Gilbert Perreault, Jacques Lemaire, Darryl Sittler, and others. It was a terrific conversation with one of the best players in the history of the NHL.
I'm betting that Bryan Trottier would rather have jumped into the propeller than be stuck with this little imp beside him, pestering him for stories he's probably told HUNDREDS of times.

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Waving at the driver – a large black man – I expected him to exit the vehicle and help load my bags into the trunk.
Oh, the humanity! Poor Howard, unable to LIFT HIS OWN BAGS, didn't get the requisite help from a "black man" - I thought that they were supposed to do all the physical labour for white folks, and add a friendly "yes massa!" at the end! Jesus, does this ****ing moron live in the 1820s or something?

This whole article is really unbelievable. Luckily for him, Hockey Buzz has no standards whatsoever; if this idiot published this anywhere else, he'd be out of a job by the next day.

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