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Originally Posted by googlymoogly
Price gets no respect. I think he should get a mask with a picture of Rodney Dangerfield I get no respect 
some of his quotes
"A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
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These are awesome. I miss him.