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10-03-2010, 02:03 AM
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Ozymandias
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Originally Posted by Habs10Habs View Post
You cheap bastidge!
Well, it's a minor offense, you pseudo-simpleton.

It's just a night out with the boys for a hockey game.

- It's two roses if you mention the few gals that could seemingly tag along.

- a dozen if you come back drunk

- if you have hobbit feet, two dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, a flack jacket (for you), and be sure to pick the best roses and tell her a million times how beautiful she is, don't want to take any chances (don't really have a choice). And even then, I can't garantee it'll work.

- a ring if the whole thing about going out to watch the game was just a lie on top of a lie because you were somewhere else cheating on her



I said only one flower because I assumed CrimsonS is a gentleman.

Let's just put it this way, the more stuff you bring her, the more she knows what you did was very bad, or how much you have to compensate for your, uhm, predisposition.




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Originally Posted by AntonCH View Post
You sound like someone i know
does "dividius" mean anything to you?
The whut and the what now?

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