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Secrets from the Leafs’ real boss (Dec.12/10)
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12-13-2010, 11:25 AM
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Summer Palace, Sask.
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Man I can't wait till Michael Moore arrives and explains his theories on how the USA created the AIDS virus.
Maybe after we can discuss details about how teflon and fiberoptics were brought to the Illuminati from aliens.
So what are everyone's doomsday predictions for 2012?
I predict that the Illuminati will buy the Leafs and appoint Michael Moore as president. Moore then hires Ken Dryden as GM and he hires Michael Ignatiev as coach. The team goes into a tail-spin and becomes less popular than Harper in Newfoundland. Die-hard fans go nuts and assault the Pickering Nuclear powerplant with waffles. The plant goes into melt-down and sets off a chain reaction that destroys most of the world and allows the hated Habs to cruise to victory in the Cup playoffs.
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