40th Obsequious Banter Thread: 40 Daze and 40 Knights
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01-06-2011, 09:20 AM
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Media, PA
Originally Posted by
I thought of that too, haha.
Also, is anyone else pumped for the start of the Jersey Shore tomorrow night?
**** the haters Jim, I'm pumped for Jersey Shore again.
The way the Situation handles girls AND still brings them home is hilarious. The quotes themselves are downright ridiculous and hilarious. Pauly is funny too. He is much more normal (in some ways).
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at ****in' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
The Situation: The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
The Situation: Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashing.
The Situation: I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.
The Situation: I put the hippopotamus to bed.
The Situation: Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.
The Situation: Ronnie is feeding steaming ALPO to Sam, on a plate, 'cause he's doggin' her so much.
The Situation: The whole Sammi-Ronnie situation? Not a good situation.
The Situation: Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.
Mike (The Situation): Pauly D. was with the grenade ... When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
Originally Posted by
I'll respond to you because you seem to have actually given the show a chance.
That's pretty much how I saw it once I started watching it. It's a funny show, but it's either your thing or it's not. I like some of the small quirky jokes, how The Situation goes on about being a "sniper" by throwing a look to a girl across the club. Eventually she comes home with him, and he's not ready to smoosh, so he makes himself breakfast, making her wait alone in the room for 45 minutes, before he comes back in. To me, that's hilarious. But it depends on how you like your comedy.
It's ridiculous. I think it's funny, but I certainly hate to see 15 year olds watching it and imitating it.
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