View Single Post
03-11-2011, 11:44 AM
Registered User
BernieParent's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Montreal, QC
Country: Canada
Posts: 8,076
vCash: 500
Originally Posted by DUHockey9 View Post
We should make him a prosthetic that IS a stick. Then his other arm will be entirely free to rain elbows upon his enemies!
That's a great idea. I can see Pronger's whole arm-attachment armamentarium (I love alliteration):
  • The point-shot cannon
  • The 'goalie screener' panel
  • The extendo-elbow
  • The opponent-nullifying tentacle
  • The puck retriever / storage compartment
  • The Tim Panaccio stun gun

"We have the technology. We can rebuild him. We can make Chris Pronger bigger, stronger, more suspendable."

BernieParent is offline   Reply With Quote