Look down, read thread
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, two weeks,
You're here until you die
The sun is strong
It's hot as hell below
Look down, two weeks,
There's twenty threads to go
I've done no wrong!
Sweet Jesus hear my prayer!
Look down, read thread,
Sweet Jesus doesn't care
The bonds will sell,
I know the rumor's true!
Look down, read thread,
Goldwater says they'll sue!
When It's done ya won't see me
Posting here!
Look down, read thread
Don't look 'em in the eye
How long O Lord
Before you let it die?
Look down, look down,
You'll always read this thread
Look down, two weeks,
You're here until you're dead.
Now bring me thread number 24601 (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDCI)
Your time is up
And your parole's begun.
You know what that means
Yes, it means I'm free
NO!
It means you get
Your usual list-of-threads
12-08-2008
Hockey in The Desert (Phoenix franchise and finance/business matters)
02-04-2009
Hockey in the Desert II (Phoenix Coyotes franchise and business matters)
05-05-2009
Balsillie puts in $212.5 mil offer for the Coyotes
05-07-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix part II
05-18-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix part III
05-22-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix part IV
06-03-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix part V
06-09-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix Part VI
06-12-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix Part VII: I'm just waitin' on a judge
06-16-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix Part VIII: It's dead, Jim
06-24-2009
Balsillie/Phoenix Part IX: 'Dorf on Hockey
07-25-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part X: The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
08-03-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XI: A Fistful of Dollars?
08-07-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XII: For a Few Dollars More
08-12-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIII: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
08-21-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIV: The Wrath of Baum
08-27-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XV - SITREP: SNAFU
09-02-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVI: Barbarian at the Gate
09-08-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVII: Wake Me Up When September Ends
09-10-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVIII: Is that a pale horse in the distance?
09-12-2009
Phoenix bankruptcy Part XIX: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baum
09-21-2009
Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XX: There Will Be Baum
09-28-2009
Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXI: 2009 -- A Sports Odyssey
10-26-2009
Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXII: Long and winding road
11-24-2009
Keeping up with potential owners for NHL Phoenix Coyotes (UPD: Ice Edge signs LOI)
03-14-2010
Part II. Potential owners of NHL's Phoenix Coyotes
03-26-2010
Part III. Prospective Owners - Phoenix Coyotes (UPD Lease vote 4/13; IEH signs MOU)
04-10-2010
Part IV Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy; UPD COG approves Reinsdorf MOU, not IEH MOU
05-02-2010
Part V Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy UPD Reinsdorf out? IEH back in? else Winnipeg?
05-11-2010
Part VI Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy
05-23-2010
Part VII Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy
06-07-2010
Part VIII: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankrtuptcy
06-22-2010
Part IX: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankruptcy UPD: Pres Moss fired 6/30 with IEH input
07-26-2010
Part X: Phoenix Coyotes - Between Scylla and Charybdis
08-27-2010
Part XI: Phoenix Coyotes -- Greetings, Starfighter, You have been selected ...
09-16-2010
Part XII: Phx Coyotes - Still haven't found what I'm looking for
10-12-2010
Part XIII: Phoenix Coyotes - The Final Cut?
10-27-2010
Part XIV: Phoenix Coyotes - To Infinity And Beyond....
12-05-2010
Part XV: Phoenix - the battle of evermore
12-14-2010
Part XVI: Phoenix -- Money for Nothing
12-20-2010
Part XVII: Phoenix -- Thread Title Available For Lease
01-09-2011
Part XVIII: Phoenix -- Imminence Front
01-24-2011
Phoenix XIXth: Nervous Breakdown
02-02-2011
Phoenix XX: Two weeks
02-11-2011
Phoenix XXI: When will then be now?
02-22-2011
Phoenix XXII: It's Now or Never
02-28-2011
Phoenix XXIII - Bond: The Phoenix Project
03-03-2011
Phoenix XXIV: How many twists does the scriptwriter have left?
03-07-2011
Phoenix XXV: Anyone in the theatre seen a pale horse?
03-08-2011
Phoenix XXVI: Pain in the AZ
03-11-2011
Phoenix XXVII: Can we all get along?
03-16-2011
Phoenix XXVIII: Lawyers, Bonds and Money
03-20-2011
Phoenix XXIX: What's the next act? I'm tired of the dog & pony show
03-22-2011
Phoenix Part XXX Hulz, you gotta get a gimmick if you want to get ahead
03-27-2011
Phoenix Part XXXI: I feel I'm in a time loop
04-05-2011
Phoenix Part XXXII: Bridge over Troubled Goldwater