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04-10-2011, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Steven Mastrosimone View Post
Nah man, he's coming to New York.

Seriously, that would probably be the greatest thing that ever happened to the Rangers if he signed here. There's about a .1% chance of that happening, though.
The NHL will expand down to South America, and Bettman will need a new Gretzky to send down there. Since Crosby is the 'face of the nhl' (sticks finger down throat to puke), he will force the Penguins to trade Crosby to the Paraguay Pinguinos or something. Then Crosby will play there until he is a UFA and sign with the Rangers right after. Simple.

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