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04-25-2011, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Beef Invictus View Post
I've done some math, and I believe I have an acceptable solution to the Leighton Question. It seems imperative that he be run out of town as rapidly as possible, and that we send him as far as possible. It seems to cost about $6,481 per pound to get an object into space. Leighton weighs 186 pounds. That comes down to roughly $1,205,466 to make Leighton the Moon's problem. Using the rest of his salary for next year, that means we can give him at least 300,000 dollars worth of air and water, and a really nice winter jacket. There's no need to kill him for his transgressions, but it is thoroughly imperative that Homer launches him to the Moon as soon as possible.
Beef, this is outstanding!

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