Every Rangers' Super Power?
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04-28-2011, 01:19 PM
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Powers: Resistance to pain. Works well with Brian Boyle and Ruslan Fedotenko.
Weaknesses: To be discovered.
Powers: He can go hulk on you. Plus he's Will Turner when he has a mustache. So um he's the Pirate Hulk.
Weaknesses: Bigger people, his own wrist shots.
Powers: 2 shootout moves and an occasionally good wrist shot. Needs early points to succeed.
Weaknesses: Hard hits, bigger people, smaller people, not understanding who his teammates are and his ultra feminine like demeanor. He shouldn't be on the ice at the same time as Matt Gilroy, their combined estrogen would lead to an instant forfeit and several suspensions.
Powers: Ability to show up in the playoffs. Has an armadillo like shell he uses to avoid hits.
Weaknesses: Just about everything.
Powers: Agitation. He hasn't quite displayed this power in a while.
Weaknesses: Fashion, women and by some reports John Tortorella.
Powers: Puck deflection.
Weaknesses: Being without Staal or sometimes McDonagh.
Powers: He can turn into a wall.
Powers: He works for Geico?
Weaknesses: Progressive? Allstate?
Weaknesses: Younger players, injuries and definitely not weekends.
Powers: His slapshot otherwise known as the "McCannon"
Weaknesses: Just about everything. Not to be paired with Matt Gilroy. The two can lead to bad defensive coverage and multiple odd man rushes.
Powers: Player defense. Mess with his teammates and he'll sit you on your ***.
Powers: Ultra acceleration. You think he isn't close behind? Give him a second. He's also a wall in training.
Powers: Shootout abilities?
Weaknesses: Laziness, and inability to compete.
Powers: Can score hat tricks in his first NHL game. Has an attractive mother and girlfriend. Both look very similar so he may be a cloner.
Powers: Can score "Gabotricks." Has a good shot. Also has invisibility, but that might be a weakness.
Weakness: Is afraid of hits and is made of glass.
Powers: Ultra goal celebration powers. He likes to party like a rookie.
Weaknesses. His legs.
Powers: Ability to disguise himself as a baby?
Powers: Ability to light it up for 30 games.
Weaknesses: The other 52 games.
Powers: Ability to lead and succeed.
Weaknesses: Zdeno Chara
Powers: Shootout savant.
Weaknesses: Bad defense.
Powers: He's a king and a wall.
Powers: Hobbit death stare. Can get into places as a child.
Weaknesses: Bigger people.
So much of that was funny it isnt worth bolding or italicizing but the part about the estrogen, forfieture and several suspensions literally made me spit my Arnold Palmer Half and Half iced tea all over my laptop!!
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