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06-01-2011, 06:44 PM
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RangerBlues
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Obscure Engineering Conversion Factors:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement =
1 bananosecond

5. Weight a famous evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz

8. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

9. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

10. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

11. 52 cards = 1 deckacards

12. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen

13. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

14. 100 rations = 1 C-Ration

15. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

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