Worst Case Scenario ( For this offseason)
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06-20-2011, 10:14 PM
I Believe in G-Sus
Join Date: Feb 2010
Hmm, let's see. So we start off smooth by demoting MFL and the Blackhawks grab him for some odd reason. Great, right? Well unfortunately Bryz ends up walking and Boucher signs with the Yotes to reclaim his former glory (shutout streak lol), so we have Bob on our roster, which is fine.
Turns out that Richards and Carter getting injured was a much deeper issue, they both caught HIV from their partying and their bodies simply shut down and cannot regenerate cells fast enough to keep them healthy and are forced into early retirement.
To make matters worse, Briere and Giroux can't keep living a lie and they decide to demand a trade to Chicago so they can legally get married. Guess what's offered in return? MFL.
Pronger decides to train with Randy Jones in the offseason and is stricken down with a terrible case of awfulness and never quite recovers, thus destroying Matt Carle's career as well.
Timonen can't handle being glazed over for the captaincy in favor of Hartnell and retires early as well.
The "C" on Hartnell's chest throws off his equilibrium and he is literally incapable of skating and runs right into Bob, knocking both of them out for the season. Have no fear, MFL is here.
I think that's enough.
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