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06-28-2011, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by PolakDave View Post
Get out of here! This is exactly why nobody likes Polaks and I have to pretend I am from Germany everywhere I go. I always go to bars and girls are like, "Jaaaaaaa I AM HELGA I HATE POLAND"

And I'm like
"Me az vell! Ja, zey are zo shtupid.

And then she's like, "Möchtest du mit mir schlafen?"

And then I always go to her house and she's like, "Hahaha, I am not Helga but Rudolf Hess!"

All because of you.
I like this guy -- if you think I'm a Polak, you should talk to my dad. My god.

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