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08-25-2011, 07:37 PM
Digging the Sarchasm
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Eye doctor visit tomorrow.

It's time to brush off some of my old favorites such as reading a magazine upside down in the waiting room, talking to an empty chair, telling the girl behind the counter she's pretty before putting on my glasses, screaming like a school girl and hiding behind a decorative plant, rubbing my eyes and tossing a large white marble onto the floor and shouting, "Aw,man. It happened again!!", wearing sunglasses and singing "Isn't She Lovely" and, finally, arguing with the TV in the waiting room.

They love me there.

I'm also thinking about walking out of the office and to my truck using one of those folding canes and seeing if anyone will try to stop me.

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