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09-22-2011, 09:20 PM
Ooh to be a Gooner
Join Date: Jan 2011
This is the best I've heard, credit to SensJersey11:
"Hey Jason, I know we just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars marketing you all over the city over the last two months; we've put your face, literally, on every piece of Sens promo space (right next to our 20th anniversary logo, actually... you remember that huge year-long celebration that we're going to be pushing literally the entire season?), we've told you that you are our future captain, we've featured you in every clip about the future of our hockey club, and you are going to be the main voice of the Sens to our fans for the forseeable future...
... but you know what? NAAAAHHHH, let's trade you to the Leafs instead! YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT EFFING IDEA. That way, ALL SEASON, whenever a Sens fan looks at ANY of the marketing we've done for this season, they'll be reminded of the fact that we traded you to our BIGGEST rival.
OH, and of course, we're ALSO going to have you personally visit every one of our season ticket holders, and kick them in the balls on your way to Toronto, just so they know how badly we screwed over their loyalty to us during a rebuilding season."
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