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10-04-2011, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Little Bunny Foo Foo View Post
This is the new Dwight King.

He listened to Winger all offseason. He learned to say "on a wing and a prayer" in four languages. He's eaten hot wings everyday since May. He hasn't hit on girls, he's been the wingman hooking up with the girl with three arms and four chins. He refers to the West Wing as the West Me. He only drinks Wingwalker beer. He was brainwashed into thinking that Wings was Paul McCartney's first band.
He's now Dwight Wing and he's here to kick some ass and score some goals.
He also took flying lessons to earn his pilot wings this summer too.

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