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10-07-2011, 03:24 PM
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Nothing worse than an upset hockey mom!
This is interesting an description I found. I bet you can relate.
The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)
The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- drives an SUV or truck with duallies
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle, or long black and wavey
- wears tight levi's jeans from their high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- always nice to peoples face, but will stab you in the back as soon as you turn
- sits close to the coach on the bus
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.
And so it goes.........
My description of an idiot is someone who posts the above comments and thinks they are smart.
Keep the comments related to hockey and try not to be such an idiot.
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