Home Opener!! Nashville Predators v Phoenix Coyotes: 7pm CDT
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10-13-2011, 10:37 PM
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The cookie spoke
That was a heaping helping of suckage.
It looked like our forwards had no legs at all. Hate those long layoffs.
In honor of the lad behind me who got to see his first NHL game, here is my take on his 2nd grade book report on the game:
I saw an NHL team play. They are called the Coyotes. My team played them. My team gave me a free yellow dress. My team couldn't forecheck so they couldn't slow the rush, so the D backed off, so bad stuff happened. Then our forwards didn't move their legs to give the D outlet opportunities so turnovers resulted and more bad stuff happened. Then we did that a lot more. Then I got to go home.
P.S. We got some power plays so people could yell "Shoot" a bunch even when the puck hadn't been dropped. That was fun.
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