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11-21-2011, 01:32 PM
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HSHS
Losing is a disease
 
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Coach Collector: "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!"

Caps' Fans: "Here's one" (takes 6 fans to throw him on the wagon)

Coach Collector: "That'll be ninepiece"

BB: "I'm not dead"

Coach Collector: "What?"

Caps Fans: "Nothing... there's your ninepiece"

BB: "I'm not dead"

Coach Collector: "Ere, he says he's not dead"

Caps Fans: "Yes he is"

BB: "I'm not"

Coach Collector: "He isn't"

Caps Fans: "Well, he will be very soon, his team is very ill"... points to X on calendar at Thanksgiving

BB: "The powerplay is getting better"

Caps Fans: "No its not... and you'll be stone cold dead in a moment"

Coach Collector: "Well, I can't take him like that. It's against NHL regulations"

BB: "I don't want to go on the cart"

Caps Fans: "Oh don't be such a fat baby"

Coach Collector: "I can't take him"

BB: "I feel fine"

Caps Fans: "Oh please, do us a favor... our GM is an idiot"

Coach Collector: "I can't"

Caps Fans: "Well can you hang around here for a couple of games? He won't be long"

Coach Collector: "I've promised to be in Calgary... they've lost nine already"

Caps Fans: "Well, when's your next round?

Coach Collector: "Thursday"

BB: "I think I'll go for a walk to Hagen Daz"

Caps Fans: "You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything that you can do?"

BB: "I feel happy..."

The coach collector glances around the street, blows his whistle, and Ovi and Semin come out and WHACK him with their sticks....

Caps Fans: "Ah thank you very much"

Coach Collector: "Not at all. See you next season"

Caps Fans: "Right"

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