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12-09-2011, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Buddy The Elf View Post
I want to coach the Kings. This will be my system. "Ok guys, umm.. Kopitar, you go out there and just be a beast. Maybe pass the puck to somebody or shoot it? I don't really care just score some goals. Brown, hit people and run over the goalie. Doughty, you're great, we got it. Just go play hockey instead of being Mr. Fancypants. Johnson, just keep on looking like a horse and doing whatever you do. You'll figure it out on your own eventually. Drewiske, just keep Bob and Jim company the pressbox. Best in the league at that. Richardson, go skate fast, make a nifty play here and there but maybe spend the rest of practice shooting on a shooter tutor. Try to NOT hit the goalie with the puck. Martinez, the lawn looks great, keep the good landscaping. Ok, the rest of you guys, just play hockey. If a dman pinches, other dman pull back. If there is an opportunity to get a high percentage scoring chance, take it".

Am i hired?
Nope. You coach the wrong system. You need to preach "Close your eyes and fling the puck at the net from anywhere but the slot." I'm surprised Penner wasn't benched last night after having the nerve to go to the middle of the ice.

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