[Telos]

NHL:
- Adam Oates, New Jersey Devils (NHL), Assistant Coach - Maybe, but I am not sure
- John Stevens, Los Angeles Kings (NHL), Assistant Coach - Hell No.
- Tony Granato, Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL), Assistant Coach - Meh.
- Mike Haviland, Chicago Blackhawks (NHL), Assistant Coach - Meh.
- Lane Lambert, Nashville Predators (NHL), Assistant Coach - I'm alright with this.
- Kevin McCarthy, Philadelphia Flyers (NHL), Asisstant Coach - LoL, Probably, but Meh.
- Adam Deadmarsh, Colorado Avalanche (NHL), Assistant Coach - Not enough experience.
- Mike Sullivan, New York Rangers (NHL), Assistant Coach - I'm alright with this.


AHL:
- Mark Morris, Manchester Monarchs (AHL), Head Coach - Perhaps, but I am concerned that he would carry on our current legacy.
- Dallas Eakins, Toronto Marlies (AHL), Head Coach - Meh.
- Kurt Kleinendorst, Binghamton Senators (AHL), Head Coach - Don't know
- Craig MacTavish, Chicago Wolves (AHL), Head Coach - Meh, wouldn't be upset, but would be bewildered and underwhelmed.
- David Quinn, Lake Arie Monsters (AHL), Head Coach - Don't know

KHL:
- Igor Larionov, SKA St. Petersburg (KHL), Director of Hockey Operations - Hell to the ****ing YES.

Without a club:
- Rick Tocchet, Free - LoL
- Marc Crawford, Free - ROFLMAO

CHL:
- Patrick Roy, Quebec Remparts (QMHJL) Hell to the ****ing NO.