Thread: Recalled/Assigned: The flying adventures of Evan Oberg
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12-18-2011, 05:46 PM
Felonious Python
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I think they keep sending him back down until he has a good enough anecdote to work him into the lineup.

See: Blair Jones' taxi ride from Binghamton to NYC, and his success since then.

Anecdotes = Success

Here's what Oberg needs to do. Next time he 'suddenly' gets called up, he needs to go down to the nearest helipad and hitch a ride. Maybe on the way he can assist the Coast Guard in rescuing people on a boat.

Or maybe he gets in a taxi, but it's already occupied, but they're okay with it. So he sits between Ryan Callahan's grandma and Ilya Bryzgalov the entire time. It's also Cash Cab. And he gets the video bonus question right.

3 pts in first 4 games (1g, 2a), +6. Guaranteed.

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