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01-24-2012, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by hockeyball View Post

We'll send Thornton to CBJ for Nash
Marleau + 1st to EDM for 1st overall 2012
Boyle to MIN for 1st + prospect
Sign Parise for $8m
Sign Suter for $7m
Sign Stuart for $2m

Parise - Couture - Nash
Clowe - Pavelski - Nail
Mcginn - Handzus - Havlat
Winchester - Desjardins - Murray
Sheppard

Stuart - Suter
Vlasic - Burns
Demers - Braun
Petrecki

Cup! easy
But knowing the Sharks luck the following would happen.

-Parise would break his knee
-Nail's back would finally give out completely
-Nash would get a concussion
-Stuart throws out his back after spending time with his wife for the first time in months ()
-Havlat would tear his hammy again except this time from stepping out of his car
-Suter discovers In-N-Out and becomes the dustin penner of dmen
-Burns gets bitten by a snake
-Sheppard is eaten by said snake
-Handguns or Winchester misfires and injures McGinn
-Couture quits hockey to pursue a rapping career
-Thornton has a record breaking year and leads CBJ to a cup
-The next year Marleau has a record breaking year and leads EDM to a cup
-The 3rd year you guessed it, Boyle has a record breaking year and leads MIN to a cup.

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