Heavyweight Battle of the Lottery Teams
(20-25-9)
vs
(20-24-8)
Game time: 7:00
Game location:
Err...somewhere in that general location
TV Feed: Fox Sports Los Angeles Alternate (PT)
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Coaches
Ducks projected lineups:
Attackuhrs
Stevenson-Baldy-Katy Perry
Old guy-Old guy-Old guy
Gnome-Boner-Cogs
MB-Not Smith Pelly-Mustachio
"Defense"men
C4Boomboom
Butterfly-Don't text and bike
Keymaster-Brooks Brothers
Netguys
Not Joe Jonas
Funny nickname for Iiro Tarkki
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Carolina projected lines
F
Tlusty-Staal-Jarkko Ruutu's evil twin
Egg Joks-Not Rick Nash-Bieber
Dwyer-Sutter-Nodl
who cares
"D"
Sieve-Glass wall
Saloon doors-pylon
McBain-AHL guy
"G"
Eric Staal's boy: Cam Ward
Who?
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Game Facts:- Jonas Hiller has proven he is no longer suffering from Vertigo...or whatever.
- RPG line still sucks.
- Refs suck.
- Sbisa's game misconduct was rescinded yesterday. Very helpful to us. You know, except for Calgary's free point.
- Win this game and we move up a spot in the standings. ONE WHOLE SPOT WOOOOO!
- After a great amount of research, I have discovered that the Canes, and Caniacs have nothing to do with Raising Canes but are used, in fact to refer to Carolina's hockey team...who knew?
- No, R.Nash is not Rick Nash. Believe me I checked...who the hell is Riley Nash?
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Did You Know?
The Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup in 2006, the Ducks won the cup the following year. Both teams are now bottom 5 in NHL standings.
Gary Bettman: HURRAY FOR PARITY!
Ducks: Can we have an All-Star game? Pretty please?
Bettman:
How the Ducks try to make the playoffs
(sad thing is those ducks are probably going to be more successful)
Boudreau's pregame speech
110% We have to give it 110%
First GDT ever. Thought I'd take my own GDT making virginity. LET'S GO QUACKS!
:hap py:
