Best Hockey Chirps
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02-29-2012, 07:27 PM
Join Date: Mar 2008
Originally Posted by
I am a player that likes to chrip, but only when the other team starts it.
Some of my favorites come on demand (as the best do), but include:
(Guy is all over the place acting ridiculous); "You're a clown. Where is your face paint, CLOWN!?"
(Guys is trying to chirp, looks at you); "You look like you're about to tell a joke, clown."
(Guy is whining about calls); "Do you want the rink to zamboni the ice with your tears? Cry about it more."
(Guy is diving); Where is your speedo? I don't see it. Do you dive withtout it?"
(Guy also diving) "Do you have a blanket? You keep trying to lay down there."
You're a joke (insert clown phrase)
Really? Trying to impress the fans?
The best ones come on the fly.
I bet those jokes kill at the carnival!!
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