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03-01-2012, 01:34 AM
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Qui Gon Dave
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Qui Gon Dave: if you are a woman, will you marry me?


If I was a woman called David, you'd have probably seen me on some cr*ppy tv show called 'Parents Call Their Kids The Funniest Things'.

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If you are a man, will you speak at my funeral?
Depends who dies first. As a fan of goal scorers while supporting the Habs and Everton FC, I think this season gives me a headstart.

If you've ever wanted to stand up at a strangers funeral and announce that you have no idea what you are doing there, I might have an opportunity for you mid June-ish.

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If both, I'd rather not know.
My nephew calls me a bearded woman, does that count?

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Post of the year nominee for best analysis of a system!!!!!! Bravo.
Thanks, but if you recognise my achievement, you should probably hand out awards to everyone who has seen each Habs game this year and not killed. And the poor players. They don't just watch the nightmare (well, in the defensive zone sometimes they just watch) - they LIVE IT

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