OT: 45th Obsequious Banter Thread - Jody Shelley is truly a Superstar..
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03-05-2012, 12:31 PM
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Damn.. Almost accidentally shot my brother
I'm in my room hanging plaster when i hear my kitchen window break.. Unlocked the gun safe in my closet and grabbed a hunting rifle thinking somebody was breaking..
Head down stairs making sure the potential robber hears me loading the gun.. Then i called out that I will shoot.. I hear my brother yelling 'DON'T SHOOT. IT'S ME. THE WINDOW BROKE WHEN I TRIED TO OPEN IT'
Oh hell, I've done something similar. My girlfriend drove down to surprise visit me and opened the door. I was expecting nobody, and my handgun was in arms reach, so I instantly grabbed it and turned to the door. Then I saw it was just her, but she just saw me greeting her while holding a gun.
Me: "Oh! HEY! Hi! It's great to see you!"
Her: "Are you sure??"
Down in the basement, I've got a Craftsman lathe. Show it to the children when they misbehave.
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