Who's going to stick up for our new ducks?
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03-11-2012, 04:09 AM
Join Date: Dec 2010
Move up Bodie, Jacques and Maroon, resign Bell, Brookbank, Smaby and Parros, sign Thornton, Mayers, Moen, Boll, Prust, Konopka, Dorsett, McLeod and McGrattan. Trade picks and prospects for Brown and whatever Boston asks for Lucic (excluding RPG, Beauchemin and Sbisa). Trade/buyout/send down the rest.
Lineup next season:
Stache-expert: Parros (everyone will have an identical porn mustache).
Plan is to run over the opposing goalie during the first minutes and then beat anyone who has a problem with it. Constantly look for fights and hits after the whistle. Also players should yap in front of opposing team's bench. If they get a powerplay, pull the goalie when there's only few seconds left and bring in a fighter and put him outside of opposing team's penalty box and fight him if he's stupid enough to come out when his penalty ends. This leads to a longer powerplay or whistle if the player actually comes out. They might have to get more fighters since quite many could get banned for few games.
Ok seriously, those players who I listed to be signed, are available and the Ducks should go after one or two. Moen and McGrattan/Thornton would be good.
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